Barack Obama gets away to Hawaii for a weekend of walking on water. The moment his copter touches down on the beach, he throws off his jacket, tie, shirt, and shoes; rolls up his pant legs, and runs (Click to see more...)
Steven Wright "I saw a close friend of mine the other day...He said, ''Stephen, why haven't you called me?'' I said, ''I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on it.'' He said, ''How long have you had it?'' I said, ''I don't know...my calendar has no sevens on it.''"
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