Barack Obama gets away to Hawaii for a weekend of walking on water. The moment his copter touches down on the beach, he throws off his jacket, tie, shirt, and shoes; rolls up his pant legs, and runs (Click to see more...)
Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.